I was sitting all alone by myself, watching some television... when my program had ended abruptly. It stayed black for quite some time, until I saw a pink background and floating pictures of Pringles brand potato snacks.
Suddenly the pringles guy faded in, and he looked absolutely terrifying. Every fiber of his mustache looked real, and his face looked crinkled. This is what he said, echoing the entire time, creepily, as a scary synth accompanied him:
"Are you hungry-ry-ry? Why not have some Pringles-s-s-s? This exclusive cuisine-e-e? Come on in and purchase these chips-s-s-s. Come enjoy these crisps-s-s. What's that? You're going to get Doritos instead-ead-ead? Really now-now-now? You think you have the audacity to buy another brand of chips-s-s-s? You will regret that purchase-se-se..."
And then, he faded away... but the commercial didn't end. The synth still played in the background. For a split second I thought I saw the Fritolay logo hanging from a rope, but I wasn't sure. It was really scary. I think I shit myself.
But that wasn't all... a was about to start.